To be sure, Gentlemen, ye all know what a Kish of Turf is? But what Analogy it can bear an Orphan of China, or how they came mentioned in the same Breath, perhaps few, or none may have conceived: Two as distant Oppositions, as I and the Manager - The Horse-Shoe and Magpye - The Hare and Three Nuns - A French Horn and a Dolphin. Heterogeneous Incongruities, which, as the SPECTATOR remarks, was never known to meet except on a Sign. And yet difficult as the Riddle may appear, Gentlemen, I assure you, it is to be solved: Marriage, Accident, and Distress, couple very odd Things together: And if a Shower of Rain drive a Beau and a Beggar under one Shed for Shelter; and Chance cram a fat Curate and a lean Whore, like a Pair of ill-matched Rabbits, into the same Stage Coach: Mutual Circumstances may occasion an Orphan of China and a Kish of Irish Turf, to be joined in Discourse without any great Violence on Nature or Propriety. - Therefore